Canadian Political/Public Health advice during the great pandemic of 2020
Updated to May 1 2022
This was started by Lorrie Goldstein from the Toronto Sun and we've been adding to it ever since.
How ridiculous the covid measures have become.
Their are so many entries now we can't use a graphic. We had to type it out.
Canadian Political/Public Health advice during the Great Pandemic of 2020
1 It is racist not to eat at Chinese restaurants
2 Don't eat at restaurants
3 The virus is contained
4 The virus is out of control
5 Wearing a mask is worse than not wearing one
6 Wear masks
7 Be tested for covid-19 if you have symptoms
8 Be tested for covid-19 if you don't have symptoms
9 Restricting air travel will not work
10 We are restricting air travel
11 Banning planes from China is racist
12 We are banning planes from the UK. Not racist.
13 You can't drive across the border
14 You can fly across the border
15 Social distance 2M
16 Social distance 2M ignored when illegally protesting
17 Mom and pop business must close to "flatten the curve"
18 Big box store stay open to "flatten the curve"
19 You can play hockey in an enclosed rink
20 You can't play hockey outside in an open rink
21 Conservatives cannot fly during the "pandemic"
22 Liberals can fly during the "pandemic"
23 Scheer doesn't wear a mask at airport making phone call. Media outrage.
24 Hajdu doesn't wear mask at airport waiting for flight. No outrage.
25 Canadian media outraged at "slow pace" of US vaccinations.
26 Canadian media silent at "slow pace" of Canadian vaccinations
27 Lockdowns don't work
28 Lockdowns do work
29 Police will drag people out of homes for social gathering
30 Police will ignore 100's of people shopping or flying together in an enclosed space
31 Quarantine is when you isolate infected people
32 Tyranny is when you threaten healthy ones with prison or fines if they don't stay home
33 Lockdown 1-5 didn't work
34 Lockdown 6 is what's needed now
35 Quebec institutes curfew
36 Because covid can tell time
37 No one is dying from the regular flu
38 With a survival rate of 99% everyone is dying from covid
39 Covid knows you are susceptible if you travel 121 miles from home
40 But you're safe at 120. Covid is amazing.
41 Quebec locks down Province 8PM
42 Forcing huge lineups in the morning for goods and services
43 To save prison inmates from covid, they were released
44 To save peoplekind from covid they get locked up
45 We can't visit our dying parents in care homes
46 Huawei CFO Meng's family granted federal travel exemption to visit Canada
47 At BLM protests, police and politicians bend the knee
48 At anti-lockdown protests, the police arrest everyone
49 The virus isn't airborne
50 The virus is airborne
51 Stay home - stay safe
52 Unless you're a liberal cramming into a campaign bus to go door knocking
53 It is not racist to call the virus UK variant or South African variant
54 It is racist to call the virus Wuhan virus or China virus
55 15 days to slow the spread of covid
56 Which somehow turned into the rest of our lives
57 First wave: Pierre Trudeau
58 Second wave: Justin Trudeau. They were right. Second wave is worse than the first.
59 We are all in this together
60 Till the politicians break their own rules repeatedly
61 Spend $2000 of your own money to quarantine in a government sponsored hotel
62 Trudeau aka Taxpayer will pay the $2000 to quarantine illegals coming into Canada
63 In Quebec, movie theatres are allowed to open with 250 people in them
64 Churces - including massive cathedrals - are only allowed 10 people
65 Covid is so deadly that hospitals will be inundated with cases
66 Hospitals are so inundated with cases that staff have time to make dancing videos
67 Covid is so deadly you have to be quarantined
68 When testing people positive with covid. You do not have to be quarantined
69 I am not covid vaccinated
70 But I "identify" as covid vaccinated
71 When Trudeau makes covid vaccinations mandatory
72 What happened to "my body my choice"
73 Returning to Canada mandatory hotel quarantine for $2000 paid by you
74 Skip mandatory hotel quarantine for fine of $880 paid by you
75 One-way shopping aisles can help reduce direct covid transmission study suggests
76 Covid the "smart" virus can now tell direction n w e s
77 Foreign diplomats among those exempt from the mandatory hotel quarantine
78 You "suckers" I mean peoplekind are not
79 No covid direction signs on floor. When we met people face to face in the aisles, the virus entered our nose and they swabbed our nose
80 With covid direction signs on floor. With everyone going in the same direction, we're nose to tail. That explains the anal covid swabs
81 Most powerful governments on Earth can't keep a virus from spreading
82 But they can change Earth's temperature if you pay more taxes
83 When the regular flu was killing 100's of 1000's of people every year
84 Where was the mask mandate? Exactly!
85 Covid vaccine comes with a warning that its experimental
86 And if it kills you, you can't sue the manufacturer
87 Covid vaccination on 2nd dose with a delay of up to 4 months or more
88 Liberals have confirmed that second dose can be administered posthumously with no adverse effects
89 All the draconian brown shirt measures used to "stop the spread"
90 And the Third Wave will be followed by the Fourth Reich
91 A virus so deadly we allowed our gov't to destroy the economy, to lock us in our homes and to mandate masks and social distancing
92 But yet those same gov'ts didn't see a need to supply biohazard disposal bins around our towns to dispose of those masks
93 Restaurants need to take down your contact information for tracing
94 But big box stores don't.
95 Open up your church. The pastor will get arrested with jail time with the book thrown at you
96 If you are a criminal shooting up your city you get nothing. Out by lunch!
97 The virus is so deadly that masks are mandated
98 The virus is so deadly that gloves aren't mandated
99 Getting the vaccine is supposed to save your life from a survivable virus
100 In reality you are a test subject with no future recourse
101 One person dies of covid and its called a pandemic
102 One person dies after taking the vaccine and its oh well it was their time to go
103 How will we know the vaccine is working?
104 Will the survival rate go from 99.7% to 99.8%?
105 If masks work . . .
106 Why do I need a vaccine?
107 To successfully fight covid and flatten the curve
108 Canada must be turned into a police state
109 So because I'm healthy and my immune system works I'm going to be banned from society
110 Unless I get a Communist Medical Passport. How does that make sense?
111 Hairdresser can go see bank teller. Bank teller can't go to hairdressers. But both can go to Costco together.
112 Logical right? Thank you government. Yay science.
113 As the old adage says. The handling and cure for covid.
114 Is worse than the disease itself
115 Blood transfusions are now compromised by an untested vaccine in the human population
116 No vaccine for the coronavirus has been proven safe
117 Give them an inch, they'll take a mile
118 Give them 15 days, they'll take 15 months
119 RCMP puts up fence surrounding church so no one can enter
120 RCMP builds facilities to process illegals coming through Roxham Rd. Fence, what's that?
121 We follow the "science"
122 Which actually means "political science" and never forget that
123 We went from "flatten the curve" to "flatten the country"
124 And the people we elected to serve us don't seem to be too upset about it
125 Being the most "deadliest" virus in history, covid is highly contagious
126 And you can get it from just thinking about it
127 If you're wearing a mask outside
128 Be sure to also wear a helmet in case an airplane falls on you
129 Parents told us not to be Peer Pressured into taking experimental drugs
130 Now we are Peer Pressured into taking experimental drugs
131 Why would a good parent want to genetically modify their kids?
132 For a covid that can't kill them
133 Calgary Christian pastor not allowed to hold services
134 Calgary Mosques allow up to 270 people to attend
135 My right to free speech is not contingent on my private health care status
136 Only weirdos want to know about people's private health status
137 If I can see my mom at Walmart
138 I can see my mom at home
139 People are in fear of their lives with GMO products
140 People are not in fear of their lives for a GMO vaccine
141 Dear plexiglass
142 Thank you for protecting me from the cashier that just touched everything I'm taking home
143 Imagine if your grocery store arbitrarily changed the expiration dates on food and medicine
144 Your government just did that with an already experimental vaxx
145 Trudeau not arrested for bending the knee at BLM rally or vigil for slain Muslim family
146 Bernier arrested for attending anti-lockdown protest
147 Liberals: "You haven't been vaccinated?"
148 Me: "Nope, and I haven't been to Europe either"
149 G7 leaders meeting in UK. Off camera, no masks, no social distance, complete farce
150 This "pandemic" is now officially over
151 Friendly reminder: wearing a mask while alone in a car
152 Is really only helpful if you stole the car
153 WHO says women of childbearing age should be banned from drinking alcohol
154 But getting an experimental vaccine is fine and dandy
155 First degree murder allows you to travel anywhere you want
156 While us non-vaxxed people need a "vaccine passport" to go across the street
157 Covid 19 - Made in Canada
158 Covid 19 - Assembled in China
159 Open secret in the medical complex. "Sudden onset" seizures, neurological disorder
160 Is double speak for recently injected
161 With no vaccine. Covid didn't mutate for over a year
162 With vaccine. Covid has now mutated into every Greek letter
163 When the CDC says vaccines are "safe and effective"
164 Then says the unvaccinated are a threat to the vaccinated. So does the vaccine work or not?
165 Drug testing on animals. The outrage.
166 Drug testing on pregnant women and kids. Nothing to see here move along
167 If the vaccinated are dying because of the unvaccinated.
168 Why aren't the unvaccinated dying? I'm still here!
169 People dying of covid are older, sicker with multiple comorbidities
170 People dying of the vaccine are otherwise healthy individuals
171 The same idiots in Ontario who thought carding was infringing on peoples rights
172 Now want you carrying a vaccine passport. Yay Canada!
173 The ability for the government to convince the vast majority of people that they need a vax
174 Followed by convincing the same people that the vax actually doesn't work and need to segregate from the unvaxxed. Has to go down as the most successful swindle in history.
175 If the government wants to limit services to people who are unvaxxed.
176 They they shouldn't have to pay taxes anymore
177 People who are against Voter ID
178 Would like to see your Vaccine Passport
179 While pushing back against further lockdowns
180 You are being conditioned to view your freedom as selfishness.
181 My freedom doesn't end
182 Because of your fear!
183 For the first time in history we can transmit a disease we don't have to those who are immunized against it
184 Make it make sense
185 How can the vaccines be effective
186 AND ineffective at the same time?
187 Vaccinated: If I got the vaccines and it turned out to be worthless
188 Then EVERYBODY has to get the vaccine that turned out to be worthless
189 All Federal employees will be required vaccinated
190 All Federal Poll workers will not be required vaccinated
191 Covid 1st 2nd 3rd . . . Was so devastating!
192 That the Taliban were able to "flatten the curve" in 2 weeks then they flattened the country!
193 So are you unvaxxed with 2 doses or are you fully vaxxed with 3 4 5 6 7 doses?
194 No one seems to know.
195 I can't wait until the 5th wave
196 When the people with 4 shots are blaming it on the people with 3 shots
197 So the magic vaccine doesn't stop the virus
198 But a magic vaccine passport will
199 We didn't overwhelm the hospitals when 100% of people were unvaccinated
200 How in the hell are we going to now that over 80% are vaccinated?
201 When did it switch from "get vaccinated to protect yourself and others!"
202 To "get vaccinated so the government will stop taking our rights away!"
203 Nobody really cares about covid
204 Or we wouldn't be holding a Federal election in a quote "pandemic"
205 Why do you have to show vaccine passport for restaurants when the staff is not vaccinated?
206 What is the sense of that?
207 To those fleeing persecution, terror and war. . . .
208 Don't come to Canada where you are persecuted for not getting an experimental vaccine!
209 Your employer can't terminate you if you're a crack addict
210 But can terminate you for not taking an experimental drug!
211 The pandemic is so deadly that we're on the BRINK! THE BRINK!
212 That hospitals are firing healthcare workers!
213 The first time in history that a medicines ineffectiveness is being blamed on people who didn't take it.
214 Either it works or it doesn't. And it looks like it doesn't.
215 The people who are banned from restaurants and other non essential places
216 Are the same people your standing next to at the grocery store or hardware store . . . . .
217 Remember when people were taking "23 and me" DNA tests and bragging that they were 13% Chilean?
218 In the future people will do DNA tests and say "I'm 13% Pfizer and 64% Moderna"
219 In Canada the covid "unvaccinated"
220 Can pay taxes but can't access community centres
221 In Canada the covid "unvaccinated"
222 You can donate your organs but cannot receive organ
223 In Canada the covid "unvaccinated"
224 Your taxes bailout restaurants but you cannot eat inside them
225 In Canada the covid "unvaccinated"
226 Your taxes bailed out transportation but you cannot travel via air/rail
227 "We're not forcing you" to take the magic vaccine the gov says
228 They're just taking away everything you can do until you "consent"
229 If doctors give you a magic vaccine exemption for actual medical reasons
230 They will be barred and censured for not towing the party line
231 I'd rather be unvaccinated with the option to get vaccinated than to be vaccinated with no option to be unvaccinated. . .
232 You can't siphon it out of you once it's in!
233 For the first time in history, the ineffectiveness of a medicine vaccine
234 Is blamed on those who don't take it.
235 If you live in Canada. You will have a QR code for the rest of your life.
236 Can I just get it tattooed on my arm.
237 The majority of people would do more research on a $100 coffee maker
238 Than they would on the covid vaccine
239 Your vaccine passport doesn't mean you're free
240 It means you're free to do what you are told
241 Most people are not vaccinating against covid
242 They are vaccinating against unemployment and the ability to travel
243 If I had 3 polio vaccines in 9 months and still got polio
244 I'd have some questions. Just saying!
245 In Canada, you can't fly on a major airline without being fully vaccinated
246 But you can charter a private plane with no vaccination
247 If being double vaxxed doesn't protect you?
248 Then how will tripple vaxxed protect you?
249 Humor : If me not wearing a mask can kill you?
250 How long long do you think that will take?
251 Governments have introduced a new police force.
252 Bars, restaurants, and the hospitality industry are now the vaccine police
253 If the "magic mRNA vaccines" are "safe and effective"....
254 Why is there a need for immunity from liability and secret contracts?
255 If you watch TV, we are in a deadly pandemic.
256 If you don't watch TV, its sunday.
257 If a Conservative is afraid of covid they stay inside
258 If a Liberal is afraid of covid they make everyone else stay inside
259 Liberals spent millions developing covid alert app
260 Which nobody uses
261 During covid peoplekind will fight and hoard toilet paper
262 But won't fight for their freedoms being taken away
263 Can a quadruple vaccinated person fearlessly go to a quadruple vaccinated restaurant?
264 And eat with his quadruple vaccinated friends?
265 Instead of achieving herd immunity
266 We now have herd mass insanity
267 You're being conditioned to believe that your freedom is something that's rewarded to you for good behavior
268 And could be removed if you don't comply with orders
269 Hospitals can't find enough nurses. Airlines can't find enough pilots. Trucking companies can't find enough drivers.
270 All three industries mandated the vaccine on their workers.
271 Are people who refuse the booster now misogynists' and racists too?
272 Or does that only apply to those who skipped the first 1 or 2 doses?
273 Can't walk our dogs outside at night in Quebec.
274 Because of a viral variant that kills no one! (rescinded)
275 One thing guaranteed. Canadians will tolerate every load of shit that is tossed at them from any level of government.
276 This has been proven now.
277 If I only receive one jab of the magic vaccine does that make me 50% racist?
278 And if I receive 2 shots but no booster. Am I now 66% racist?
279 Not vaccinated with the magic vaccine. They are not a threat to society.
280 They are a threat to authority.
281 The magic vaccine now also vaccinates against racism and misogyny.
282 Then why haven't we've been vaccinating against racism and misogyny since 2015.
283 Canada will not send diplomats to China for their Winter Olympic games.
284 But Canada will still send all their athletes. What boycott?
285 How did the virus spread around the world?
286 By bicycle? Walking? Train? By International FLIGHTS!!!
287 Only some people are picked for random testing.
288 ALL travelers should be tested on arrival at a Canadian airport.
289 We can't eat inside. But we can eat outside tent.
290 But it's cold so we set up outside tent as inside.
291 If vaccines are the only way out of this.
292 Why are we not out of this?
293 Don't worry, Canada. If our underfunded health-care system becomes overwhelmed.
294 We can always call in our underfunded military to fix it.
295 If the covid mRNA "vaccine" doesn't prevent you from getting it and only alleviates symptoms.
296 It shouldn't be called a "vaccine"
297 Are we creating an entire generation who will shite themselves in fear. . .
298 Everytime they catch a cold?
299 Never in the history has an annual virus completely disappeared.
300 To be replaced by another one with the exact same symptoms. And people fell for it.
301 Public never heard of the terms myocarditis and pericarditis.
302 Till the magic mRNA "vaccine" was introduced into the population.
303 This isn't the middle ages. We live in modern times.
304 When this "pandemic" will be coming up on 2 years.
305 Even if 100% of Canadians got double vaxxed and 3rd 4th 5th vaxxed. . .
306 These restrictions and lockdowns will continue. The government has you by the balls and they want to keep it that way.
307 “We’re all in this together”, unless your white, Christian, Jewish, an oil field worker, a restaurant employee, a senior, a veteran, a Conservative, a vax mandate protestor, a traveler, a gym patron, a hunter, or a bar patron.
308 So who’s really all? It’s snotty entitled Liberals.
309 The magic vaccine doesn't work
310 So what are the boosters actually boosting?
311 Once you open the door to forced vaccinations.
312 It does not end at covid. It is only the beginning. Choose wisely.
313 After taking the magic vaccine you have a small chance of myocarditis.
314 Which is then downplayed even though your heart is the most important organ in your body.
315 Question finally answered. Does the mRNA "vaccine" provide immunity?
316 Yes, but only for the manufacturer.
317 Trudeau has 3 shots and he's still isolating himself after one of his kids got covid.
318 That tells you the magic vaccine doesn't work or Trudeau was injected with saline.
319 Today you can go to the hospital to get tested and find out if you have covid.
320 Tomorrow, you can go to the cemetery to find out if you're dead.
321 The Spanish flu didn't last this long . . . .
322 With 1918 technology.
323 Remember one thing, 'keeping you safe'
324 Is code for dismantling your civil rights
325 When liberals say that 90% of the population "stepped up" and got their vax
326 They seem to forget many of those people stepped up because they had a gun to their head. Do it or else.
327 @JustinTrudeau How long do you peoplekind intend on staying in Ottawa?
328 Truckers: Two weeks to flatten Trudeau!
329 For two years Trudeau has stopped stores from opening
330 Now Trudeau is blaming truckers for stores not opening
331 Truckers protesting unlawful mandates get taken down Gestapo style.
332 This is how a "health" emergency morphs into a police state. Those who predicted this were laughed at.
333 Illegal protests and damage done past 2 years. Nothing. Protesting lockdowns and mandates. Jail.
334 RIP Canada July 1, 1867 - February 18, 2022
335 Civil liberties remain "temporarily" suspended for just two weeks
336 While we flatten the protesters!
337 If they close down your bank accounts for the crime of opposing the government
338 Then you might not live in a free country.
339 First the Canadian government threw science and the basic principles of public health out the window.
340 Now they are throwing democracy and the basic principles of human rights out the window.
341 Parliament votes on Emergency Act February 20 2022.
342 This NATIONAL Emergency was so critical that Parliament took a week off after.
343 Lets be clear. When Trudeau says, "we are in this together."
344 He is referring to the Liberals, NDP and the WEF.
345 Trudeau trying to act tough to Putin.
346 When he couldn't even handle a couple of guys honking their horns.
347 So the Emergency Act was invoked over parking and noise violations
348 Honk Honk!
349 Ukrainian Parliament member says she's armed and ready to fight
350 Our Prime Minister hears a horn and runs away
351 Trudeau lifted the EA and starting talking about Russia and Ukraine.
352 And everyone apparently forgot we still live in a communist country ourselves.
353 Why are all the people who love to "follow the science" . . . .
354 Not following all of the science Pfizer started to release. Massive side effects.
355 Why do people want help from their vaccine side effects?
356 The government told us the vaccine was safe and effective and we should be happy!
357 Chrystia Freeland’s grandfather hunted down Ukrainian political opponents for Adolf Hitler.
358 Chrystia Freeland hunted down Canadian political opponents for Justin Trudeau.
359 If you are banned from leaving and entering your country because of your medical status
360 Then you might not be living in a free country.
361 The fact that the government hasn't pulled Pfizer from the shelves
362 Shows this was never about our health
363 You still want to wear your mask. Do you want a pat on the back?
364 How did you peoplekind make it to adulthood without wearing a mask?
365 How it started: A battle against the pandemic to protect the people
366 How it's going: A battle against the people to protect the pandemic.
367 Reminder: @justintrudeau instituted the Emergency Act, not to protect Canadians
368 But to protect his government
369 Vaccinated Canadians can sit with unvaccinated Americans, British, Australians on planes, trains
370 But not unvaccinated Canadians.
371 I have COVID, thank God I’m vaccinated”
372 Is like saying, “I’m pregnant…. Thank God I used a Condom!”
373 Trudeau was scared to talk to anyone at the Freedom Convoy fearing for his safety
374 But will go to a WAR ZONE (Ukraine) to take photo ops.
375 How can @justintrudeau order the blockade removal of the entire city of Ottawa
376 But claim to be unable to close Roxham Road
377 If both the vaccinated and the unvaccinated transmit the virus
378 What possible purpose can there be for continued mandates and lockdowns?
379 We are governed by a bunch of hypocrites
380 That are incapable of following their own repressive rules.
381 Charter rights in Canada are not a reward for good behaviour from the government.
382 They are a protection from bad behaviour by the government.
March 12 2022 British Columbia Restrictions are starting to lift..
April 1 2022 Fully vaccinated travelers do not need a covid test coming to Canada by land, air, or sea.
Still need the ArriveCan app.
April 8 2022 British Columbia Restrictions lifted
No proof of vaccination required to access non-essential events and services